February 06, 2013

Every dog should have a cat ...


You give up yet?

 What! Time to get up already?

 You're kidding ... she said that?
 Hmmmm! Have you been eating onions?

 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bite your tail so hard: I was only teasing.

I ran after the ball, then I chased a car and then I went and got the paper. Hey! Aren't you listening?

 What! Who us? We were no where near the toilet paper roll. Not us, no way.

 Don't worry about her saying you're fat: I loves ya jest the way you are.

 Wait a minute. Ain't I supposed to put my paws over my eyes if you hide?

 Here. I brought him back; next time he goes for a walk, you go get him.

 z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z

 Hey, Irvin! Your ear weighs a ton and I'm stuck.

 OK, on three, we all roll over.

He's mine! I caught him, you can't have him, he belongs to me, so there.

Actually Rex, I think it's your turn to change the channel.

OK, I'll be the doughnut this time and you be the doughnut hole.

 Don't worry, Larry, they'll have to come through me if they want to take you to the pound.

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